Archive for March, 2011

‘Dirty Movie’ Review on G4 Attack of the Show!

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011

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Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

Action Comedy Starring Sorbo and Trejo Gets Ready for the Marketplace

Universal City, CA – (March 29, 2011) Camelot Entertainment Group, Inc. (OTCBB: CMGR) (”Camelot”) announced today that DarKnight Pictures’ POOLBOY: DROWNING OUT THE FURY has completed post-production. The film has already secured multiple international sales and is gearing up for the Marche du Film at the Cannes Film Festival in May. The action/comedy stars Kevin Sorbo as a Vietnam Vet out for revenge for the murder of his family and to reclaim his ‘rightful’ vocation as a poolboy.

A Common Thread Production, directed by Garrett Brawith and written/produced by Ross Patterson, the cast includes Kevin Sorbo (Hercules: The Legendary Journeys), Danny Trejo (Machete), and Jason Mewes (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.)

Patterson says it best, “Not since the finishing touches were put on the Sistine Chapel has the world been anticipating the release of the next true masterpiece… POOLBOY: DROWNING OUT THE FURY. You’re welcome world.”

Review: National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie (2011)

Thursday, March 24th, 2011

DarKnight’s Dirty Movie reviewed on Technorati!

Rating: 3.5/5

Well, of all the dirty comedies that you could come across like the Story of F**k etc., National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie is the most direct and uninhibited attempt at ridiculing and taunting almost everyone on the planet in one way or the other.

The fact that the movie does not point at any one community or sect makes it an enjoyable watch since one can laugh at one’s own self and others alike.

As for the story of the film, there is none! The film is a collection of jokes acted on screen and put together in no particular order or form. They are just independent jokes and nothing more. Jokes range from pedophiles, to Arabs, to Jews, to Blacks and so on. The quality of jokes and the dirtiness that they possess is especially of great interest.

Apart from the jokes themselves the double standards about jokes are also a topic of discussion in this film. It sheds light on how we are prepared to laugh at others and not our own selves and ideas.

All in all it is a great watch with titties flapping and bouncing and jokes flowing like a river of excitement. If it doesn’t get you crying with laughter it might wet you in other places of importance.

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Thursday, March 24th, 2011

Meeting Moved to Accommodate Market Participation

Universal City, CA – (March 24, 2011) Camelot Entertainment Group, Inc. (OTCBB: CMGR) (“Camelot”) announced today that its 2011 Annual Stockholder Meeting has been preliminarily rescheduled for June 2011. The meeting, originally planned for the end of the month, has been rescheduled to accommodate Camelot’s growing presence at upcoming international markets. Camelot will be participating at MIPTV in April as well as the Marche du Film at the Cannes Film Festival in May.

Additional details will be released as the meeting date approaches.