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NUDE NUNS REVIEW ON SCREAMFEST

DVD Review: Nude Nuns With Big Guns

NUDE NUNS WITH BIG GUNS

Stars: Asun Ortega, Bill Oberst Jr, Tawny Amber Young, Devanny Pinn, Jessica Elder, David Castro | Written by Joseph Guzman, Robert James Hayes II | Directed by Joseph Guzman

Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this Sister is one bad mother…

Sometimes there are films that defy proper explanation, and sometimes there are films that do exactly as they say on the tin (to steal a famous phrase), Nude Nuns With Big Guns is both. The simplest way to definite the movie is a female version of Machete, but the film is far more than that. Mixing Grindhouse conventions with 70′s sexploitation, Italian nunspolitation and then adding a dash a anti-religion ethics, this is one of the strangest, coolest and most AWESOME movies you might ever see!

Asun Ortega stars as the nun of the title, who spends at least 75% of the movie naked and half of THAT time she also spends engaged in sapphic activity! When this nun is not nude, she carrying a big gun, dispensing all kinds of explosive justice (see what I mean about “does what it says on the tin”?). Luckily for the hot bloodied males in the audience Ortega is totally easy on the eye and she really brings a total bad-ass attitude to her avenging nun – director Joseph Guzman proves that point by having her character do a Rambo and pull a bullet out of her side and the cauterize the wound.

Besides all the flesh on display, Nude Nuns With Big Guns also features rapes, murders – both discriminant and indiscriminant, molestations, physical and mental abuse, all wrapped up in some truly impressive visuals from director Guzman – he uses on-screen logos to introduce his characters, extremely tight framing, psychedelic colour schemes, film grain, all the filmmaking tricks at his disposal. And it works. Well.

A modern exploitation classic, Nude Nuns With Big Guns is an essential purchase for fans of the genre. The film is out now on DVD and Blu-ray courtesy of Havana Films.

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